Ly Y‘arr – Town Crier Extraordinaire

Town Liar Skarwyk

“My name is Lee Yarrrrr hahaha, like a pirate. Yarrrrrr!”

A slightly “different” town crier who occupies the corner nearest to Maeouiy Lillydag‘s Tea Kettle in Ska R’wyk. Most Town Criers will give you a piece of news after recieving a donation, but won’t engage beyond that. Town Ly Y‘arr is not quite like the others, and neither is his news. Some of it is even true…

Town Ly Y‘arr News:

  • Have you heard? Special weapons can be made from the strange metal that people have been finding
  • Have you heard? A group of Stone Giants have set up camp on a hillside to the East of Ska R’wyk
  • The Feylight Festival is back – and this year it set up just outside of Ska R’wyk
  • Have you heard? Ever since the Fungeon Dungeon shut down, a new Challenge of Champions League has sprung up
  • Scholars say that the network of ley lines, the very circulatory system of this planet’s magical energy, is becoming unstable again. What they do not know is why.
  • Late at night, when the town is quiet, I think I can hear a voice whispering to me. There’s some kind of awful presence behind the ley line disturbances. And it whispers to me in the night… It whispers something… that sounds like ‘Soon.’ Soon what?
  • Have you heardf? Strange and scary Elves have been seen around town with dark dark skin, red eyes, and…” [[Seeing Ted]] “Err, not SCARY, scary, but just you know, uhh nice scary, like camping with your uncle!


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